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Giant flower, and a very nice lady!
Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a very large flower. Very large. Just look at the “vase” its stem is perched inside. I didn’t know they made transparent PVC pipe. They should, though, because that would...
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Giant chair, with girls!
Listen people, because I’m only going to say this a couple of times, unless I forget, in which case I’ll say it again: if you’re going to take a photo of yourself enjoying some Comically Large Things,...
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Giant girl, leaning in for a kiss
Mmmm … this one is romantic. We’ve all read our fair share of apocalyptic science fiction in which the aliens land for some far-from-benign purpose. Think about “V,” for instance, where the pretty...
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Giant milkshake!
This milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right! Unfortunately, the yard was shortly thereafter overrun by screaming children, somewhere between 40 and 50 of them, all punching and kicking...
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Giant ruler, with girls!
The first known ruler dates back to the Indus Valley civilizations, more than 3,000 years ago. They were crude but surprisingly accurate instruments, carved from ivory and nicked with measurements....
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Giant egg, hatching a fully formed family OH MY GOD
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?!? Oh jeez, I need to calm down. This “progress” is really getting to me. We now hatch families? Sexual reproduction wasn’t good enough for us as a species? I understand now...
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Giant cocktail, with girl!
Man, I’m thirsty right now. So very thirsty … wish it was Friday, because then I could get my drink on, but it’s only Thursday … Hey … wait a minute … “thirsty Thursday!” Get it? It kinda rhymes, and...
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Giant rose, with girl!
See, this just makes all of us guys look bad. We go out of our way to stop at Kroger on the way home and get you flowers. And we don’t even get the sorry-ass $3.99 bouquet. No, we opt for the $9.99...
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Giant hipster!
Hey brougham, what’s up? I’m just chillaxing, listening to the new Chromeo mix I just downloaded. It’s not as good as their previous work. You should come over later, we’re gonna drink some PBR and...
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Giant pizza!
Internal monologue of this adorable little baby, confronted with a comically large pizza: “Hey, look, something’s happening! Yeah, we’re getting in the car! ALL RIGHT! I love getting in the car....
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